Rejected Jokes - May '06, Week 4
Here is another set of my rejected jokes from May '05.
posted by Rejected Jokes @ 12:04 AM
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Rejected Jokes
My name is Ben Schwartz, I was a freelance writer for Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update and the Late Show with David Letterman's monologue. After two years of freelancing, a large number of my jokes made it to air. However, for every joke that was accepted there was a pile of jokes that were rejected. This is the story of those jokes...and more recently, other short films and projects I've been working on.
Monday, May 22, 2006
Ben Schwartz
- Resume
- Ben on IMDB
RSS Feed- What's the deal with Rejectedjokes.com
- Sorry, I can't get you a job freelancing
Contact Ben at rejectedjokes@gmail.com
Press
- Bronx World Travelers Gets Nominated for Two Webby Awards - Best Writing and Best Short Film of the Year
- Hot Sauce on the Cover of the Charleston City Paper
- Rejectedjokes.com Nominated for an ECNY Award
- Ben on NY1
- Adult Swim Breaks Ratings Record off of a Robot Chicken Episode Ben Helped Write
- Hot Sauce Generates Buzz at the Montreal Just For Laughs Festival - Hollywood Reporter
- Ben Has the Joke of the Week in Time Out NY
- Ben in Turner's SuperDeluxe Blog
- Claymation Ben hosting E!'s Starveillance
- Hot Sauce's Ysketball Named Time Out NY's Short Film of the Year
- Time Out NY Says "Hot Sauce Likely Has a Future in Late Night"
- Rejectedjokes.com on NBC's Dotcomedy.com
- Ben Acts in the Feature Length Film "New York City Serenade" by Frank Whaley - Hollywood Reporter
- Ben on the 10! Show on NBC10
- Rejectedjokes.com on CNBC
- Rejectedjokes.com on Best Week Ever's Blog
- Rejectedjokes.com on TV Squad
- Rejectedjokes.com on Comedy Central Insider
- Ben is named Elitestv.com's EliteStar for May 2006
Rejected Jokes Theme Songs
- Theme Song April - Stoley
- Theme Song March - Jim Santangeli 2
- Theme Song February - Jim Santangeli
- Theme Song January - mc DJ 3
- Theme Song December - Damon Ketron
- Theme Song November - Ari Scott 2
- Theme Song September - Ari Scott
- Theme Song August - Eugene Cordero
- Theme Song July 1 - mc DJ
- Theme Song July 2 - mc DJ 2
- Theme Song June - Dave Hill
- Theme Song May - Gil Ozeri and Adam Pally
- Adam Shaw the Mediocre Magician Theme Song
Previous Posts
- Jokes, Updates and Happiness
- A magazine...FOR WIZARDS!!!
- Short Film - Cheating
- Rejected Jokes - May '06, Week 3 featuring MC Chri...
- Where in the World?
- International German Beard and Moustache Champions...
- Rejected Jokes - May '06, Week 2
- The Wizard
- Playing a nerd on Late Night with Conan O'Brien
- Taped the first short film for Rejectedjokes.com
Archives
- April 2006
- May 2006
- June 2006
- July 2006
- August 2006
- September 2006
- October 2006
- November 2006
- December 2006
- January 2007
- February 2007
- March 2007
- April 2007
- May 2007
- June 2007
- July 2007
- August 2007
- September 2007
- October 2007
- November 2007
- December 2007
- January 2008
- February 2008
- March 2008
- April 2008
- May 2008
3 Comments:
by the way, this is a great idea for a site! i love it.
"with a monacle"
baha
i love how the theme song for may sounds like a whining giesha.
I hate this theme song more than I've ever hated any collection of sounds, ever. This song alone could have the power to ruin your career, David Letterman's career, and revive Jimmy Fallon's career.
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