My name is Ben Schwartz, I was a freelance writer for Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update and the Late Show with David Letterman's monologue. After two years of freelancing, a large number of my jokes made it to air. However, for every joke that was accepted there was a pile of jokes that were rejected. This is the story of those jokes...and more recently, other short films and projects I've been working on.
Here is the second set of rejected jokes for July. This video includes rejected Letterman jokes from July '04 and July '05 as well as rejected Weekend Update jokes from various other months.
posted by Rejected Jokes @ 8:47 AM
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super famicom? oh, ben.
I didn't know that dry earwax was an option. Not sure if I got the better deal or not. New Balance? Was it the right choice?
Wet earwax is definitely preferrable. Mine has dried since adolescence and you get a much nicer eargasm with softer, slicker lubrication.
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