Rejected Jokes - September '06, Week 1

Here is the first week of rejected jokes for September '06. This month's theme song was written and performed by Ari Scott. She is an incredible singer/songwriter, so I would suggest heading over to her myspace page adding her as a friend, listening to every song she has ever recorded and riddling your iPod with her music. A special thank you to Steve Dressler for his wizardry with photoshop and computer graphics and to Jamey Shafer for single handedly shooting and editing the entire month worth of jokes. This month's special guest will be revealed sometime this week.