Rejected Jokes
My name is Ben Schwartz, I was a freelance writer for Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update and the Late Show with David Letterman's monologue. After two years of freelancing, a large number of my jokes made it to air. However, for every joke that was accepted there was a pile of jokes that were rejected. This is the story of those jokes...and more recently, other short films and projects I've been working on.
My Short Films
- Valentine's Break Up - NEW
- Cheating - over 10,000,000 views
- Teddy Saw
Bronx World Travelers
- Episode 1 - Press Conference - nominated for two webby awards
- Episode 2 - Orientation Video
- Episode 3 - The Game
- Episode 4 - Street Legend - NEW
Collegehumor's High Times Editorial Office
Even More of My Shorts
Top Ten Rejected Joke Videos
- The Complete Top Ten Rejected Joke Video List
- Honorable Mention - April '07, Week 4 w/ Nick Kroll
- Number 10 - February '07, Week 3 w/ Seth Green
- Number 9 - August '06, Week 2 w/ Efren Ramirez
- Number 8 - December '06, Week 1
- Number 7 - January '07, Week 2
- Number 6 - September '06, Week 2 w/ Matt Walsh
- Number 5 - July '06, Week 3 w/ Rob Corddry
- Number 4 - November '06, Week 4 w/ Frank Whaley
- Number 3 - January '07, Week 3
- Number 2 - December '06, Week 4 w/ Samm Levine
- Number 1 - October '06, Week 4 w/ Rob Riggle
Assorted Jelly Beans
Bits of Hilarity with Video
- Ben in another CollegeHumor Video Game Segment - 4/20 Edition - NEW
- Ben in an ESPN commercial - NEW
- Ben on CollegeHumor's Video Game Segment
- Ben in a Foxwoods Commercial
- Ben as a Congressional Page on Conan O'Brien
- Rejectedjokes.com Special Guest Montage
- Rejectedjokes.com Promo by Efren Ramirez
Bits of Hilarity with Words
All of My Rejected Jokes
- April '07, Week 5 - Final Video
- April '07, Week 4 w/ Nick Kroll
- April '07, Week 3
- April '07, Week 2
- April '07, Week 1
- March '07, Week 4
- March '07, Week 3
- March '07, Week 2
- March '07, Week 1
- February '07, Week 4
- February '07, Week 3 w/ Seth Green
- February '07, Week 2
- February '07, Week 1
- January '07, Week 5
- January '07, Week 4
- January '07, Week 3
- January '07, Week 2
- January '07, Week 1
- December '06, Week 4 w/ Samm Levine
- December '06, Week 3
- December '06, Week 2
- December '06, Week 1
- November '06, Week 4 w/ Frank Whaley
- November '06, Week 3
- November '06, Week 2
- November '06, Week 1
- October '06, Week 5
- October '06, Week 4 w/ Rob Riggle
- October '06, Week 3
- October '06, Week 2
- October '06, Week 1
- September '06, Week 4
- September '06, Week 3
- September '06, Week 2 w/ Matt Walsh
- September '06, Week 1
- August '06, Week 4
- August '06, Week 3
- August '06, Week 2 w/ Efren Ramirez
- August '06, Week 1
- July '06, Week 5
- July '06, Week 4
- July '06, Week 3 w/ Rob Corddry
- July '06, Week 2
- July '06, Week 1
- June '06, Week 4
- June '06, Week 3
- June '06, Week 2 w/ Paul Scheer
- June '06, Week 1
- May '06, Week 5
- May '06, Week 4
- May '06, Week 3 w/ MC Chris
- May '06, Week 2
- May '06, Week 1
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Ben Schwartz
- Resume
- Ben on IMDB
RSS Feed- What's the deal with Rejectedjokes.com
- Sorry, I can't get you a job freelancing
Contact Ben at rejectedjokes@gmail.com
Press
- Bronx World Travelers Gets Nominated for Two Webby Awards - Best Writing and Best Short Film of the Year
- Hot Sauce on the Cover of the Charleston City Paper
- Rejectedjokes.com Nominated for an ECNY Award
- Ben on NY1
- Adult Swim Breaks Ratings Record off of a Robot Chicken Episode Ben Helped Write
- Hot Sauce Generates Buzz at the Montreal Just For Laughs Festival - Hollywood Reporter
- Ben Has the Joke of the Week in Time Out NY
- Ben in Turner's SuperDeluxe Blog
- Claymation Ben hosting E!'s Starveillance
- Hot Sauce's Ysketball Named Time Out NY's Short Film of the Year
- Time Out NY Says "Hot Sauce Likely Has a Future in Late Night"
- Rejectedjokes.com on NBC's Dotcomedy.com
- Ben Acts in the Feature Length Film "New York City Serenade" by Frank Whaley - Hollywood Reporter
- Ben on the 10! Show on NBC10
- Rejectedjokes.com on CNBC
- Rejectedjokes.com on Best Week Ever's Blog
- Rejectedjokes.com on TV Squad
- Rejectedjokes.com on Comedy Central Insider
- Ben is named Elitestv.com's EliteStar for May 2006
Rejected Jokes Theme Songs
- Theme Song April - Stoley
- Theme Song March - Jim Santangeli 2
- Theme Song February - Jim Santangeli
- Theme Song January - mc DJ 3
- Theme Song December - Damon Ketron
- Theme Song November - Ari Scott 2
- Theme Song September - Ari Scott
- Theme Song August - Eugene Cordero
- Theme Song July 1 - mc DJ
- Theme Song July 2 - mc DJ 2
- Theme Song June - Dave Hill
- Theme Song May - Gil Ozeri and Adam Pally
- Adam Shaw the Mediocre Magician Theme Song
Previous Posts
- Rejected Jokes - March '07, Week 4
- My Very Own Super Deluxe Show
- Rejected Jokes - March '07, Week 3
- High Times Editorial Office - Episode 1
- Rejected Jokes - March '07, Week 2
- Rejected Jokes - March '07, Week 1
- Rejected Jokes On the Way
- Photo Hunt #1
- Rejected Jokes - February '07, Week 4
- Random Google Image Search 2
Archives
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