Number 7 - Top Ten Rejected Joke Videos

NUMBER 7 -

January '07, Week 2


The word molester stays on the screen in this video for a good 25 seconds, warranting it an automatic position in the top ten.

Also, the beginning of this video reminded me of something I wrote for the website in April '06 that used the video game The Legend of Zelda to describe how great instant gratification is. With the power of copy and pasting, I will take you back in time to April 28, 2006, before the first set of rejected jokes was even filmed. (Control C...Control V!!!)

From April '06 -
The Original Legend of Zelda is one of my favorite games of all time. When you start the game, the first thing you do is go into a cave and find a sword. I don't even know what the buttons do yet but when I hold that sword in my hand, I feel as if I have achieved something magnificent. That is instant gratification.

Old Man - "I've never told anyone this before but (starts crying) I want to kill myself. All I do is grow this ridiculous beard and moustache combination, give random things to people then mysteriously dissapear. Nobody even knows my name. Well Link, you know what...It's Albert... my name...is Albert!" (Wipes away tears, neatens robe) "So (beat) It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."