My name is Ben Schwartz, I was a freelance writer for Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update and the Late Show with David Letterman's monologue. After two years of freelancing, a large number of my jokes made it to air. However, for every joke that was accepted there was a pile of jokes that were rejected. This is the story of those jokes...and more recently, other short films and projects I've been working on.
Here I am in a commercial for Motorola. I'm the one eating cereal and talking about scorpions. Although I haven't seen it yet, supposedly it's airing on TV and in certain movie theaters before the movie starts. So now you can say "GET THAT KID OFF THE SCREEN AND GET TO IRON MAN ALREADY!!!" and know exactly who you are angry at.
posted by Rejected Jokes @ 10:58 AM
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I saw that and was actually wondering if it was you.
I saw that too! On Spike! But I was with this guy I was seeing and he insisted on fast forwarding through the commercials even though I was like, "I've seen that dude before!" when I saw you. So I didn't get to see the commercial. Needless to say, him and I are no longer dating.
I just saw that, recognized you from High Times, and rushed over in an instant.
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