Getting the Hang of Twitter

I think I'm getting the hang of this whole twitter thing. Here's my address if you want to follow - www.twitter.com/rejectedjokes

Here are some recent twits to lure you over there. I basically wake up, sit down and think of the most random thing I can-

Shouldn't all gremlins die of dehydration?

I swallow gum because I have trouble letting go.

Just saw a Lamborghini with a New Jersey license plate. That is like a guy putting Tag body spray on his Axe body spray.

Which one of Biff Tannen's friends loved manure so much that Biff constantly felt the need to remind everyone how much he hated it.

My hope is that the person who invented Hudson News stands loves the airport. If not his life is filled with anguish.

It's selfish that Tom Hanks didn't go back to Zoltar and ask to be a doctor that knows the cure to cancer.

A cabbie returned a silver medal left in his taxi. Sadly, the world will only remember the cabbie who came in seconds earlier returning the gold.