Assorted Jelly Beans - Scissorhands
Here is the third installment of Assorted Jelly Beans. The one panel comic written by myself and brilliantly illustrated by Steve Dressler.
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Rejected Jokes
My name is Ben Schwartz, I am an actor/writer/comedian based out of NY and LA. This is my poorly organized website that features short films, rejected jokes and an array of other things I'm working on.
Monday, July 13, 2009
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How does he change the presets on his car stereo?
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