Game Plan

Every week I hope to post a set of my rejected jokes. This way I don’t feel like I completely wasted my time by writing jokes that no one will ever hear. The jokes will be taken from that month…a year ago. You may be asking yourself - Ben why don’t you use one of the many jokes that got on air? Well, anything that is used on air is no longer my property.

Now you are thinking - OK, that makes sense but why don’t you use jokes from this current month? Well questionman, unfortunately some freelance contracts don’t allow me to do that and also…aren’t you in the mood for some jokes that reference things that have no relevance anymore!

Once a month I will invite a special guest to perform a joke I wrote that was far too mean or ridiculous to get on air. Many of these jokes weren’t even handed in.

Lastly, every month a different person/group will record a new rejected jokes theme song.

This is where my jokes live.




So, within the next few weeks, get ready to hear some year old jokes that your TV was too scared* to air.
*TVs can’t get scared