Idiot’s Guide to Jokes

I am a contributing writer in the new book, The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Jokes.



18 of my rejected jokes are in there, I don’t have a copy yet but I assume some of the jokes have made their way to rejectedjokes.com. I had submitted them long before I started the website but luckily when they added Gilbert Gottfried’s foreward a month ago they added a rejectedjokes.com plug for me.

I didn’t get paid for any of the jokes nor do I get money if you buy a copy so I would suggest going to a Barnes and Noble/your favorite book store, buying a cup of coffee…maybe two sugars/cream, sharing a laugh with the book at a small rounded table, putting the book back in the humor aisle and leaving the store feeling like you just pulled a fast one on the literary world. Feel free to give yourself a high five with your book-less hands…but don’t let the employees see you…they hate that shit…and will come outside and beat you within an inch of your life with a Harry Potter book…then there are no winners…then there are no winners.