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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>The Internet by Ben Schwartz 
schwartzcomedy@gmail.com</description><title>Rejected Jokes</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @rejectedjokes)</generator><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/</link><item><title>I was lucky enough to act opposite Vince Vaughn and Owen...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/S_7T5cRUA2s?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I was lucky enough to act opposite Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in a short film for YouTube Comedy Week and their new movie The Internship. Both the short film and the feature film were directed by the immensely talented and awesome Shawn Levy. Three cameras were held, much improv was spoken and a short film was made.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/50942846257</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/50942846257</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 16:10:49 -0700</pubDate><category>ben schwartz</category><category>vince vaughn</category><category>owen wilson</category><category>the internship</category><category>wedding crashers</category><category>jean-ralphio</category><category>house of lies</category><category>hol</category><category>parks and recreation</category><category>youtube</category><category>comedy week</category><category>the hobbit</category><category>lincoln</category><category>clyde oberholtmi</category><category>midnight in paris</category><category>swingers</category><category>shawn levy</category><category>night at the musuem</category></item><item><title>Jean-Ralphio and Mona-Lisa Saperstein Harmonize About False Pregnancy</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Here are twins Jean-Ralphio and Mona Lisa Saperstein harmonizing about how hilarious it is to make someone believe you are pregnant with their child. (Taken from the season finale of Parks and Recreation last week.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="288" scrolling="no" src="http://www.hulu.com/embed.html?eid=4uq1sgenjqpdezvhi4juqa&amp;amp;et=945&amp;amp;st=864&amp;amp;it=i917" width="512"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.rejectedjokes.com/tagged/parksandrec" target="_blank"&gt;CLICK HERE FOR MORE JEAN-RALPHIO CLIPS&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/49779634666</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/49779634666</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 08:59:43 -0700</pubDate><category>ben schwartz</category><category>jean-ralphio</category><category>house of lies</category><category>parks and recreation</category><category>parksandrec</category><category>parks and rec</category><category>mona-lisa</category><category>jenny slate</category><category>saperstein</category><category>hol</category><category>clyde oberholt</category><category>showtime</category><category>nbc</category><category>that was hilarious</category><category>the worst</category><category>pregnant</category><category>aziz ansari</category><category>tom haverford</category></item><item><title>Here’s a clip from last night’s House of Lies. The...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/njsdrZH8mtg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here’s a clip from last night’s House of Lies. The Dushkin twins introduce their new cologne, Snatch- “It’s pussy in a bottle.” All the bleeps in the video are either the word snatch or pussy. I guess we said it a lot.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Only one more episode of House of Lies left. The finale is this Sunday at 10pm on Showtime and the world is about to explode, so if you want to catch up before the finale, you can watch every episode from this season on your laptop on Showtime Anytime or on your TV with Showtime on Demand. The finale is epic, can’t wait for everyone to check it out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/46852346261</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/46852346261</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 08:30:00 -0700</pubDate><category>ben schwartz</category><category>dushkin</category><category>don cheadle</category><category>marty kahn</category><category>jeannie vanderhooven</category><category>kristen bell</category><category>pregnant</category><category>jean-ralphio</category><category>parks and recreation</category><category>hol</category><category>house of lies</category><category>pussy</category><category>snatch</category><category>cologne</category><category>video</category></item><item><title>Bronx World Travelers- The Complete Series</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s time everyone. It&amp;#8217;s time to repost a series I created six years ago. It&amp;#8217;s the story of the Washington Colonels&amp;#8230;the team that loses every game to the Bronx World Travelers. It&amp;#8217;s a story of triumph. A story of hope. It&amp;#8217;s a story of old cameras and audio equipment because internet shorts weren&amp;#8217;t as popular as they are now. A story of me trying to write something that was more than one five page script. A story of all of us learning how to act in front of a camera for the first time. It&amp;#8217;s a story of basketball&amp;#8230;and getting your shorts pulled down. I present to you- Bronx World Travelers, the complete series. Episodes 1-5 featuring Rob Riggle (Daily Show, Hangover), Donald Glover (Community, Childish Gambino), Bobby Moynihan (SNL), Sarah Burns (I Love You Man, Enlightened) and from the UCB- Gil Ozeri, Jim Santangeli, Greg Tuculescu, Nate Smith, Ben Rodgers and Eugene Cordero.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ep 1- Press Conference (w/ Rob Riggle)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Ep 2- Orientation Video (w/ Donald Glover)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/i7MyGbXLsEE" width="420"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ep 3- The Game (w/ Donald Glover)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PWJQa8E_0Kw" width="420"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ep 4- Street Legend (w/ Bobby Moynihan)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GFvu8AIUD5Q" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ep 5- Let&amp;#8217;s play (w/ Bobby Moynihan and Eugene Cordero)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vKIeMxwy7W8" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/46522715343</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/46522715343</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 11:52:00 -0700</pubDate><category>bronx world travelers</category><category>ben schwartz</category><category>jean-ralphio</category><category>parks and recreation</category><category>house of lies</category><category>clyde oberholt</category><category>bobby moynihan</category><category>donald glover</category><category>snl</category><category>saturday night live</category><category>community</category><category>derrick</category><category>30 rock</category><category>childish gambino</category><category>Rob Riggle</category><category>daily show</category><category>the hangover</category><category>sarah burns</category><category>i love you man</category><category>enlightened</category><category>gil ozeri</category><category>jim santangeli</category><category>greg tuculescu</category><category>nate smith</category><category>ben rodgers</category><category>eugene cordero</category><category>collegehumor</category><category>funny or die</category><category>ch</category><category>basketball</category></item><item><title>Here is the International trailer for the Dreamworks Animated...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QULzGYRThH8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here is the International trailer for the Dreamworks Animated movie Turbo that I was lucky enough to lend my voice to. The movie is about a garden snail who wants to be a race car driver. I play Skidmark, the blue snail with long eyes. The cast is insane- Ryan Reynolds, Paul Giamatti, Michael Pena, Luis Guzman, Bill Hader, Richard Jenkins, Ken Jeong, Michelle Rodriguez, Maya Rudolph, Kurtwood Smith, Snoop Dogg and Samuel L. Jackson. I am excited to see this movie.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/46258432624</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/46258432624</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 09:37:00 -0700</pubDate><category>Turbo</category><category>snails</category><category>DWA</category><category>dreamworks animation</category><category>dreamworks</category><category>ryan reynolds</category><category>samuel l jackson</category><category>maya rudolph</category><category>richard jenkins</category><category>ken jeong</category><category>snoop dogg</category><category>snoop lion</category><category>paul giamatti</category><category>michelle rodriguez</category><category>ben schwartz</category><category>jean-ralphio</category><category>parks and recreation</category><category>house of lies</category></item><item><title>
Here’s my second appearance on the wonderful Sklarbro...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_45918813513" src="http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/45918813513/audio_player_iframe/rejectedjokes/tumblr_mk0r4dBw7C1qb6atx?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Frejectedjokes%2F45918813513%2Ftumblr_mk0r4dBw7C1qb6atx" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.earwolf.com/episode/sklarbro-county-42/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="150" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7209/6926034701_f852090079_q.jpg" width="150"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here’s my second appearance on the wonderful Sklarbro County Podcast. Episode 42 features the now infamous (it is not infamous) “You might be a pimp” segment. Listen by streaming above or download by clicking the photos below.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.earwolf.com/episode/sklarbro-county-42/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="375" src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8520/8576982097_1053fa493a.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.earwolf.com/episode/sklarbro-county-42/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="245" src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8385/8578084234_4c97ebebcf.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/18193879964/i-was-lucky-enough-to-be-a-guest-on-the-sklar" target="_blank"&gt;CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO MY FIRST SKLARBRO COUNTY APPEARANCE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/45918813513</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/45918813513</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 09:29:00 -0700</pubDate><category>jean ralphio</category><category>ben schwartz</category><category>sklarbro county</category><category>sklarbrocounty</category><category>sklar brothers</category><category>podcast</category><category>podcasts</category><category>knicks</category><category>earwolf</category><category>house of lies</category><category>entourage</category><category>sports</category><category>parks and recreation</category><category>clyde oberholt</category><category>you might be a redneck</category><category>you might be a pimp</category><category>nba</category></item><item><title>Here is the thrilling conclusion/Part 2 of Jake and Amir: Movie...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6876947" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here is the thrilling conclusion/Part 2 of Jake and Amir: Movie Date featuring me as an Usher and Thomas Middleditch as Doobs. Do you wanna be with the hero, the zero or the gyro?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/44643092147/jake-and-amir-fans-voted-for-doobs-and-i-to-be-in" target="_blank"&gt;CLICK HERE TO SEE MOVIE DATE: PART 1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/45760744346</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/45760744346</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 09:14:13 -0700</pubDate><category>ben schwartz</category><category>jake and amir</category><category>jakeandamir1</category><category>amir blumenfeld</category><category>jake hurwitz</category><category>doobs</category><category>thomas middleditch</category><category>collegehumor</category><category>ch</category><category>video</category><category>movie date</category><category>2</category></item><item><title>Clyde and Doug Mend Wounds</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Here&amp;#8217;s some Clyde and Doug clips from yesterday&amp;#8217;s House of Lies episode. The first clip shows some battling and the second clip is the warm reconciliation. Watch the entire episode from last night on Demand, Liability, to check out all the drama that went down. It was a huge one for Clyde.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLLzRS_KBaU" target="_blank"&gt;TaMarty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ndg_ntfGc" target="_blank"&gt;Doug Hug Emporium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/d5ndg_ntfGc" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/45683644608</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/45683644608</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 10:54:00 -0700</pubDate><category>ben schwartz</category><category>josh lawson</category><category>jean-ralphio</category><category>Doug Guggenheim</category><category>clyde oberholt</category><category>house of lies</category><category>parks and recreation</category><category>showtime</category><category>doug hug</category><category>hol</category></item><item><title>Jean-Ralphio returns to Parks and Recreation with his Twin Sister Mona-Lisa</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Here are the Jean-Ralphio scenes from last night&amp;#8217;s Parks and Recreation. Jean-Ralphio is one of my favorite things to play in the universe&amp;#8230;and now he has a twin sister.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/467558" target="_blank"&gt;Jean-Ralphio and His Twin Sister Mona-Lisa&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cd2rWeswwGw" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fake Drugs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" height="288" scrolling="no" src="http://www.hulu.com/embed.html?eid=fheooulbifbffg0bjgn-ug&amp;amp;et=285&amp;amp;st=242&amp;amp;it=i284" width="512"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://instagram.com/p/W4ng2chTRN/" target="_blank"&gt;Click here to see a behind the scenes shot of Jenny Slate and I moments before filming our first scene together.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/45424609592</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/45424609592</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 09:23:00 -0700</pubDate><category>jean ralphio</category><category>ben schwartz</category><category>jenny slate</category><category>mona-lisa</category><category>saperstein</category><category>parksandrec</category><category>parksandrecreation</category><category>video</category><category>bailout</category><category>house of lies</category><category>clyde oberholt</category><category>adam scott</category><category>aziz ansari</category><category>retti</category><category>donna</category><category>ben wyatt</category><category>tom haverford</category><category>nick offerman</category><category>ron swanson</category><category>rent-a-swag</category><category>twins</category><category>the worst</category></item><item><title>
Here I am with Chris Hardwick, Jonah Ray and Matt Mira on the...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_45345419955" src="http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/45345419955/audio_player_iframe/rejectedjokes/tumblr_mjno8lyNI21qb6atx?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Frejectedjokes%2F45345419955%2Ftumblr_mjno8lyNI21qb6atx" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nerdist.com/2013/03/nerdist-podcast-ben-schwartz/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="150" src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8097/8557642124_85dfbf40fc_q.jpg" width="150"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here I am with Chris Hardwick, Jonah Ray and Matt Mira on the legendary Nerdist Podcast. It was a really fun one, we talk about everything- acting, writing, performing, personal stuff, keys, nerdy stuff, etc. These guys are hilarious and run one hell of a podcast. You can listen streaming above or download the mp3 file by clicking the photo below. #Blessed&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/45345419955</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/45345419955</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 07:57:00 -0700</pubDate><category>ben schwartz</category><category>chris hardwick</category><category>jonah ray</category><category>matt mira</category><category>nerdist</category><category>podcast</category><category>podcasts</category><category>jean-ralphio</category><category>parksandrecreation</category><category>house of lies</category></item><item><title>Here is my guest appearance on The Late Late Show with Craig...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9J4H2DSOcNU?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0#t=28m29s" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here is my guest appearance on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson from last night. I had such an amazing time. Every word of this interview was improvised and nothing was talked about beforehand. He really does rip up the card. Craig is insanely talented and we break new ground with our frisbee throwing awkward pause at the end.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/45270821215</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/45270821215</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 08:39:00 -0700</pubDate><category>ben schwartz</category><category>craig ferguson</category><category>late late show</category><category>the late late show with craig ferguson</category><category>jean-ralphio</category><category>house of lies</category><category>clyde oberholt</category><category>parks and recreation</category><category>interviews</category><category>interview</category><category>press</category><category>breaking bad news with baby animals</category><category>awkward pause</category><category>guest</category><category>talk show</category><category>video</category></item><item><title>Jake and Amir fans voted for Doobs and I to be in an episode...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6875604" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jake and Amir fans voted for Doobs and I to be in an episode together, so that is exactly what happened. You only have yourselves to blame. I present to you Jake and Amir: Movie Date (w/ Ben Schwartz and Thomas Middleditch). It is obviously insane.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/44643092147</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/44643092147</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 11:28:29 -0800</pubDate><category>ben schwartz</category><category>doobs</category><category>jake and amir</category><category>jakeandamir1</category><category>parks and recreation</category><category>jean-ralphio</category><category>house of lies</category><category>amir blumenfeld</category><category>thomas middleditch</category><category>jake hurwitz</category><category>ch</category><category>collegehumor</category><category>video</category><category>part 1</category><category>movie date</category></item><item><title>My Job on the new JJ Abrams movie Star Trek Into Darkness</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Click the photo below to see a behind the scenes look at my work on the new JJ Abrams film Star Trek Into Darkness. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/bad_robot" target="_blank"&gt;Check out Bad Robot on Twitter&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://badrobot.com/servlet=x262/sourceproject/012683/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img height="277" src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8383/8527951631_29c345f473.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/44551896653</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/44551896653</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 10:27:02 -0800</pubDate><category>ben schwartz</category><category>star trek</category><category>jj abrams</category><category>legends of cinema</category><category>Star Trek Into Darkness</category><category>bad robot</category><category>video</category><category>behind the scenes</category><category>bts</category><category>enterprise</category></item><item><title>A huge episode of House of Lies airs this Sunday at 10pm on...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LwpJAxnJXUM?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A huge episode of House of Lies airs this Sunday at 10pm on Showtime. Marty’s ethics are pushed to the brink and the pod gets to see vintage porn of Jeannie.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/44227751019</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/44227751019</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2013 10:05:00 -0800</pubDate><category>ben schwartz</category><category>jean-ralphio</category><category>parks and recreation</category><category>parks and rec</category><category>don cheadle</category><category>vintage</category><category>porn</category><category>kristen bell</category><category>house of lies</category><category>hol</category><category>marty kahn</category><category>josh lawson</category><category>showtime</category><category>video</category></item><item><title>Here’s a behind the scenes look at what happens when four...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7t7AwxbCbDc?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here’s a behind the scenes look at what happens when four dumb dumbs who genuinely like to be around each other get to film a television show together. This is from last night’s House of Lies episode, Family Values, which was one of my favorites of the series.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/43990550692</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/43990550692</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 09:12:00 -0800</pubDate><category>ben schwartz</category><category>don cheadle</category><category>kristen bell</category><category>josh lawson</category><category>house of lies</category><category>hol</category><category>video</category><category>behind the scenes</category><category>parks and recreation</category><category>parks and rec</category><category>jean-ralphio</category><category>veronic mars</category><category>hotel rwanda</category><category>oceans 11</category></item><item><title>This Sunday’s House of Lies is so much fun. The pod goes...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5KMSiv6D75c?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This Sunday’s House of Lies is so much fun. The pod goes on a work retreat, we meet Doug’s new girlfriend (played by Jenny Slate), then Clyde hits on said girlfriend (video above). If you are deep into those Oscars and can’t watch it live at 10pm on Showtime, make sure to DVR. It’s a good one.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/43595315399</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/43595315399</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 14:49:00 -0800</pubDate><category>ben schwartz</category><category>jean-ralphio</category><category>parksandrecreation</category><category>house of lies</category><category>hol</category><category>marty kahn</category><category>don cheadle</category><category>jenny slate</category><category>josh lawson</category><category>kristen bell</category><category>clyde oberholt</category></item><item><title>Valentine’s Day seems like the right day to repost this...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HPS_73tpR_0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Valentine’s Day seems like the right day to repost this video Zooey Deschanel and I made two years ago for HelloGiggles. Here we are singing Tonight You Belong to Me in front of a Macbook camera. And below is a Jean-Ralphio Valentine’s Card that someone drew. To whoever made it, thank you, it’s adorable. Happy Valentine’s Day!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="362" src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8246/8473041683_346ce75f15.jpg" width="262"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/43082602231</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/43082602231</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 08:54:21 -0800</pubDate><category>ben schwartz</category><category>zooey deschanel</category><category>hellogiggles</category><category>sophia rossi</category><category>new girl</category><category>jess</category><category>parks and recreation</category><category>parks and rec</category><category>jean-ralphio</category><category>valentines day</category><category>valentine's day</category><category>house of lies</category><category>video</category><category>tonight you belong to me</category><category>500 days of summer</category></item><item><title>Here is a short film I made for Valentine’s Day five years...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xk_y_6oMU8g?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here is a short film I made for Valentine’s Day five years ago called Valentine’s Day Break Up. The fact that I made this five years ago absolutely terrifies me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Continued thanks to the wonderful Sarah Burns, Eugene Cordero, Will Hines and Sue Galloway for acting, Vincent Peone for shooting the hell out of this thing and David Fishel for editing it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/43029864236</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/43029864236</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 14:33:00 -0800</pubDate><category>valentine's day</category><category>valentines day</category><category>break up</category><category>ben schwartz</category><category>house of lies</category><category>parks and recreation</category><category>parks and rec</category><category>jean-ralphio</category></item><item><title>Here is the last of five videos Josh Lawson, Wes Nickerson and I...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2XZs7sAJeSA?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here is the last of five videos Josh Lawson, Wes Nickerson and I made for our &lt;a href="http://www.sho.com/sho/house-of-lies/home" target="_blank"&gt;House of Lies&lt;/a&gt; web series &lt;a href="http://www.rejectedjokes.com/tagged/fclub" target="_blank"&gt;Flight Club&lt;/a&gt;. This episode, titled Blarf, follows Doug (Josh) and Clyde (me) as they play a drinking game with a man wearing a blarf…a blanket/scarf combo. It features Eugene Cordero. Thank you guys so much for watching the web series this year!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Much like last year’s web series &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACejDVMjNxE&amp;feature=share&amp;list=SPDDE3D73F042FCD67" target="_blank"&gt;Fridays at Galweather&lt;/a&gt; which took place in one location, the Galweather offices, all of Flight Club’s episodes will revolve around one location, an airplane.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Season 2 of House of Lies is currently running on Showtime, Sundays at 10pm!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI5d4YYy5JQ&amp;feature=share&amp;list=SPsqq2WZj_FbA9TXWJfbA_u_gOVzI1DK5f" target="_blank"&gt;CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE ENTIRE FLIGHT CLUB PLAYLIST&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACejDVMjNxE&amp;feature=share&amp;list=SPDDE3D73F042FCD67" target="_blank"&gt;CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE ENTIRE FRIDAYS AT GALWEATHER PLAYLIST&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/43017194029</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/43017194029</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2013 11:36:19 -0800</pubDate><category>house of lies</category><category>flight club</category><category>fclub</category><category>marty kahn</category><category>don cheadle</category><category>kristen bell</category><category>josh lawson</category><category>ben schwartz</category><category>clyde oberholt</category><category>jean-ralphio</category><category>parks and recreation</category><category>parks and rec</category><category>webisodes</category><category>fridays at galweather</category><category>showtime</category><category>eugene cordero</category><category>blarf</category></item><item><title>Let me begin by saying Stony’s SteffComedy is the video...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yhMkYF7hvYY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Let me begin by saying Stony’s SteffComedy is the video remix king. VRKING! Here is his newest creation- a remix of the Milk Man and Interrogator Jake and Amir videos we put together a while back. Click on the video above to enjoy the remix and click on the links below to watch the originals.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/27928368149/jake-and-amir-interrogator-the-complete-series-w" target="_blank"&gt;INTERROGATOR (THE COMPLETE SAGA)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/33726705597/i-present-to-you-jake-and-amir-milk-man-part-2" target="_blank"&gt;MILK MAN (THE COMPLETE SAGA)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/42538565896</link><guid>http://www.rejectedjokes.com/post/42538565896</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 16:01:00 -0800</pubDate><category>ben schwartz</category><category>stony</category><category>steffcomedy</category><category>jakeandamir1</category><category>jake and amir</category><category>collegehumor</category><category>ch</category><category>jean-ralphio</category><category>parks and recreation</category><category>parks and rec</category><category>house of lies</category><category>clyde oberholt</category><category>jake hurwitz</category><category>amir blumenfeld</category><category>remix</category><category>music</category><category>music video</category></item></channel></rss>
