Assorted Jelly Beans- Lex Luther is Getting Lazy

Here’s the eighth installment of Assorted Jelly Beans, the one panel comic written by myself and brilliantly illustrated by Steve Dressler. I present to you- “Lex Luther is Getting Lazy.”

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Assorted Jelly Beans- The Rooster’s Speech

Here is the seventh installment of Assorted Jelly Beans, the one panel comic written by myself and brilliantly illustrated by Steve Dressler. I give you, The Rooster’s Speech.

Assorted Jelly Beans- Freddy Krueger

Here is the sixth installment of Assorted Jelly Beans, the one panel comic written by myself and brilliantly illustrated by Steve Dressler.  In this installment, we cover the quick fix to taking care of Freddy Krueger.

Previous Assorted Jelly Beans-

Sweep the Leg

Gizmo Gone Wild

Edward Scissorhands

Babar

Debate

Assorted Jelly Beans- Sweep the Leg

Here is the fifth installment of Assorted Jelly Beans. The one panel comic written by myself and brilliantly illustrated by Steve Dressler.

Previous Assorted Jelly Beans-

Gizmo Gone Wild

Edward Scissorhands

Babar

Debate

Assorted Jelly Beans - Gizmo Gone Wild

Here is the fourth installment of Assorted Jelly Beans. The one panel comic written by myself and brilliantly illustrated by Steve Dressler.

Assorted Jelly Beans - Scissorhands

Here is the third installment of Assorted Jelly Beans. The one panel comic written by myself and brilliantly illustrated by Steve Dressler.

Assorted Jelly Beans - Babar

Here is the second installment of Assorted Jelly Beans - the one panel comic series written by me and brilliantly illustrated by Steve Dressler.

Babar

Assorted Jelly Beans - Debate

Here is the first installment of Assorted Jelly Beans written by myself and brilliantly illustrated by Steve Dressler.

Debate

Assorted Jelly Beans

Along with the help of artistic mastermind Steve Dressler, I am experimenting with a new segment on RejectedJokes called Assorted Jelly Beans.


A rotting diabetic corpse lay beneath the colorful beans.

Assorted Jelly Beans is a one panel comic written by me and brilliantly illustrated by Steve. Although not nearly as genius, when it works well you should see influences from the Far Side and Robot Chicken. We’ll be experimenting with styles at the beginning to see what works and what doesn’t but if you dig it, let us know and we’ll make some more.